I thought this was pretty funny, especially considering the scandals the three major US sports are in right now. I haven't really watched Pro-Wrestling for nearly a decade now, but there is definitely some truth to this.
The following list is courtesy of MisterJ.
The Top Ten Reasons Professional Wrestling is Better Than Other Sports
1. Unlike NBA fans, wrestling fans have known for years that the outcomes are predetermined.
2. Unlike the NFL, when wrestlers harm animals, it's all fake.
3. Unlike baseball players, wrestlers KNOW when they are taking steroids.
4. Like NBA referees, WWE referees are bad. But unlike NBA referees, the WWE referees have an excuse (getting hit by metal chairs, etc.).
5. When was the last time David Stern (NBA Commisioner) faked his death? WWE owner Vince McMahon did it two months ago.
6. Unlike Golf and Tennis, a wrestling grand slam is actually possible (this is when a wrestler wins four major titles within the same company: i.e., tag titles, intercontinental, european, world).
7. Unlike Kobe Bryant, wrestlers can switch sides whenever they want, including in the middle of a match.
8. Unlike WNBA players, a large percentage of women wrestlers are decent-to-good looking.
9. Unlike cyclists, wrestlers cheat AND get away with it.
10. Dead guys, masked guys, burned guys, cowboys, leprechauns, fat guys, teachers, savages, giants, rappers, rednecks, and guys that say "DAMN!"
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I think I'll post this on my blog!
Remember in high school when you went to see Hollywood in your underwear with a banner that said, "Hogan's got bosoms!"? Good times.
I'll have you know that I had my pants on the whole time. It was the shirts we all took off.
And yes, the "Hogan's gots Bosoms" sign is one of the fonder memories I have of high school. Good times indeed.
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