"We're number one! Oh, unless we're playing against a really, really crappy team."
Gotta love the Jazz. They pull out wins against the toughest teams in the league (Dallas, Phoenix, Detroit, Denver)...then get blown out by the worst teams like the Clippers and Chicago. If you don't follow basketball, that's like America winning wars against China, Russia, terrorism, and drugs...then getting trounced by Ecuador.
Ok, I took a little liberty with that metaphor, but still...
The Jazz are so upredictable that I'm more worried to see bottom dwellers like the Knicks, Seattle, and Milwaukee coming up on their schedule than I am for the Lakers, Celts, and San Antonio. Here's hoping we don't play the Cavs if we make it to the Finals; they're crappy enough to absolutely wipe the floor with us.
Gotta love the Jazz. They pull out wins against the toughest teams in the league (Dallas, Phoenix, Detroit, Denver)...then get blown out by the worst teams like the Clippers and Chicago. If you don't follow basketball, that's like America winning wars against China, Russia, terrorism, and drugs...then getting trounced by Ecuador.
Ok, I took a little liberty with that metaphor, but still...
The Jazz are so upredictable that I'm more worried to see bottom dwellers like the Knicks, Seattle, and Milwaukee coming up on their schedule than I am for the Lakers, Celts, and San Antonio. Here's hoping we don't play the Cavs if we make it to the Finals; they're crappy enough to absolutely wipe the floor with us.
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It's so frustrating. What was the deal with our Chicago disaster and then the near miss at Milwaukee?
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