Late last week Manny Ramirez was given a 50 game suspension for testing positive for a female fertility drug commonly used to mask steroid use. The revelation has sent shockwaves of astonishment through the baseball community, giving rise to questions like "How could this happen?", "How long has this been going on?" and, of course, "How could one of baseball's premier players cheat like this?"
Then there's my question: "How the crap is anyone surprised by this anymore?"
I mean...Really? In 2009 we're surprised to hear a baseball player has used steriods? Really?
After Giambi, Bonds, Clemens, Palmero, McGwire, Sosa, A-Rod, the Mitchell Report, MLB's unreleased list of 100 players who tested positive, etc. etc. etc. -- we're still surprised to hear someone else has juiced? Really? We're that stupid?
If you were in any way surprised by this revelation, I can help you. Here is my two-step, reality inducing program. It is simple, but may be painful. Here goes:
1) Think of any player between 1994 and now. Got one? Good.
2) Chances are, THAT PERSON USED PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS at one time or another. Now go on and live your life accordingly.
Is this a blanket overgeneralization? Of course. But at this point we should only be surprised when we hear a certain player didn't juice up.
Guess what else? MOST NFL PLAYERS ARE ON PED's. College too. And the NBA. For some reason we don't make a big deal about this though. Just baseball.
Here are a few other "revelations" to help the reality-impaired:
McDonald's hamburger isn't actually meat. Not cow meat, anyway.
Most politicians care more about their careers and personal comfort than the country or you.
A country going billions of dollars into debt to take care of a problem that arose from going billions of dollars into debt isn't a good idea.
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