Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts

Monday, December 31, 2007

A new addition to the family...and Christmas too

I'm happy to announce we have a new addition to our family. A new pet? Nope. Far more useful. A new baby? Nope. Way more horsepower. Allow me to introduce...

The Black Hood.

We've wanted just an old, reliable, semi-beatup pickup truck for a while. One that could haul stuff around and serve as a second vehicle when the need arose (it's too cold to ride Pepe in the winter, thus the need has arose), and Black Hood was the answer. We got him from a gangster kid up in Layton who had had him for about a year but wanted a more intimidating car. Apparently Honda Civics provide the aspiring gangster with a degree of street cred the Ford Ranger just can't.

We currently call him The Black Hood, though I am looking for a different name, maybe one that doesn't sound like an unimaginative pro-wrestler from the 70's. I would love any suggestions you might have. I kind of like "The Flying Dutchman".

Oh yeah, and remind me someday to write a post on how funny it is for a kid from any Utah town to be a gangster. Except maybe for my homeboys in West Valley. And a couple places in Ogden. Word.

Anyways, Christmas was a lot of fun. We didn't take many pics, so here are the three I thought would be most interesting on a blog. Don't get your hopes up though.


Here are Grandma and Grandpa subjecting their dog to the barbaric and inhumane practice of dressing her up in a little doggy Santa suit. Notice Katie's apathy to the gruesome scene.

I should probably mention that I was the one who bought the little doggy Santa suit.


Here are Katie and I walking in a winter wonderland. She let us hike for about 5 minutes before whining so bad we had to go home.


A broader view of the aforementioned winter wonderland. I told you not to get your hopes up.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Something I noticed today while ringing a bell in front of Wal-Mart for a half-hour...


Here it is: No one leaves Wal-Mart happy.


Serious. Not one person during the 30 minutes I stood at the entrance left with even a flicker of hope or merriment on their face.

A few people enter happy, but something in there must squash it out of them, for a morose expression rests upon the visage of all who depart. This expression ranges in intensity from a mild 'Whew, I'm glad that's over with,' to a more serious 'I need to get out of this place as soon as possible, where's my car?' all the way down to the chilling scowl of 'I hate you and everyone around me. But most of all I hate my own life, which has become as dismal and empty as the heartless corporation I've just supported.'

Just something I noticed.