Tuesday, April 22, 2008

With .003 percent of precincts reporting...


So the polls are closing right about now across Pennsylvania. In a few minutes all the news networks will begin their coverage, somehow stretching a 10 second statement of where the polls currently stand into a solid 7 hours of talking, speculating, and exhaustive bloviation.

Here's my prediction: Hillary by 8 points, another 2 months of gloom and despair for the deadlocked dems, and my disdain and disgust for the American political system reaching an all-time high.

Luckily there are the NBA playoffs, in my mind a far more exciting, productive, and yes, even taking referees working for the mob into account, honest contest. Here're my pics (Eastern D-League Teams not included):

LA in 6
NO in 7
PHO in 7
UT in 6 (I made this pick before games 1 and 2, so I gots to stick to it)

Boston out of the East.

Finals: Suns and Boston. Boston wins.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Breaking News...

I just made $20 for drinking a cup of Coke with fermented gummy bears in it.

Other than that it's been a pretty slow day at work.